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andrew
49 • Tampa, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 45
Weight: 84 kg (185 lb)
Read my profile before messaging, please ☺️
I'm in the army... I'm not much for the bar or party scene. I love nature- forests, mountains, and beaches. If it's new to me, I'm usually interested in learning about it. :) I'm pretty relaxed, I don't stress easily. I chuckle at inappropriate things. I'm not particularly social. I have two sons- the oldest is 29 and lives in Illinois. The younger son is 14 and lives with me. He's my buddy. :) If your children are poorly behaved (you know- deep down, you know), I'm not interested.
Mark
61 • McKinney, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 38 - 60
Weight: 90 kg (198 lb)
Retired Army Major. 10 years enlisted 2/75 Ranger
Well read, highly educated and extremely experienced live for my partner.
NEW
Michail
36 • P'yŏngt'aek, Gyoenggi-do, Korea, South
Seeking: Female 18 - 32
Weight: 94 kg (207 lb)
We're here so let's figure it out
I arrived to Korea in August and I've already put in my extension. I'm outgoing and enjoy conversation. I want something serious, but am willing to take things slow
Jay 🔝
38 • Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Seeking: Male 24 - 45
Weight: 84 kg (185 lb)
I'm a Top 🔝. Let's walk Fremont and hang out?
US Army, 1st Cav from '04 - '08. OIF '06 - '08. I lived at Taji, was an m240 bravo Gunner for EOD / Route Clearence, and PSD. North Baghdad AO.... I live downtown and try to stay downtown. I do online reselling mostly books and media, but I'm gettin
James
51 • Columbus, Georgia, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 52
Weight: 100 kg (220 lb)
Looking for my Yin to my Yang
20 year retired Veteran (retired 2014) who is goofy and positive with no drama. Been a transplant from Ohio to Georgia since 1999 so I got a little bit of Yankee and Southern slang. Close to my kids and my ex (ex and I are still close like family) so that's important to me. I love animals and have cats that I have rescued. I'm a nerd on so many levels and like reading books. I do have firearms and like to get my pew pew therapy in when I can. Just ask if you have any questions. I work for FEMA so I do travel alot due to disaster relief and currently in Lafayette Louisiana. I do go back home often so just a fyi.
Andrew
36 • Killeen, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 42
Weight: 88 kg (194 lb)
🙂
Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then, sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.
Trystan
34 • San Jose, California, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 38
Weight: 100 kg (220 lb)
Pineapple totally belongs on pizza!
I'm a hard working man who's just ready for that next chapter in his life. Looking for someone worth my time and effort as much as I am theirs. I'm kind and honest but I'm not a pushover. Drama free life for me! If we like eachother then hit me up on Insta Redbike89.
jose
81 • Orlando, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 40 - 64
Weight: 90 kg (198 lb)
Our quest
Passion for life,Christian values, educated and family oriented. I am very healthy and consciously fit.Love stimulating conversation on just about any topic be it Spanish or English. My views are conservative with a streak of libertarianism.Still, there are few things better than evening dinner at your favorite restaurant.
Austin
29 • Fayetteville, North Carolina, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 27
Weight: 82 kg (180 lb)
Full blooded Native American Apache.Joined the Army at 17, am Airborne Infantry. Absolutely love my career. I was raised old fashion you could say, in so I dont think chivalry is dead and you always treat a lady with kindness and respect. Ive had my
corbin
55 • Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 47
Weight: 102 kg (224 lb)
Please be fit and live healthy lifestyle.
I'll activate a membership if I see a potential connetion, I'm not here to hunt for women, I don't have the desire or energy for that. We aren't teenagers here. I am a business owner, RN and military retiree. I have earned a peaceful life. if you want that too then let's find it together. I am serious only when I have to be but I am a well rounded man. I cook, clean and do my own laundy. Not looking for a maid, but I do expect great energy and a sense of humor. I won't drag you down nor place myself in that situation. I am here for give and take. I have numerous interests in various settings. Comfortable in any scenario. Live healthy love to travel and enjoy new places. Working on Master's Degree. I will easily travel for that special person-Must have photos in Your Profile. I prefer profiles that tell me a little about yourself. What are your goals and aspirations?
Josh
38 • Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Seeking: Female 26 - 40
Weight: 84 kg (185 lb)
Looking for someone to share my life with!
- Originally from the Midwest in US (Chicago area) - Currently in California for work (have about another year here) - Fluent in English and Korean (debatable) - Looking to make friends and see where things go - Love fast cars and spicy food - Currently trying to get more fit; I've lost about 15-20 lbs in the last couple of months and would love someone who is also fit
Doc
76 • Killeen, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 36 - 65
Weight: 99 kg (218 lb)
Doc
Retired DOD-DAC widower going on 3 years was married 51 years. Got out of the Army in 1974 and then retired from DOD as Senior Management DAC. Raised in Texas. Conservative but not political. The rest of my story I will tell when I meet the right la
NATHAN
41 • San Angelo, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 26 - 47
Weight: 100 kg (220 lb)
Looking for friends see where it 
What you see what you get kind respectful don't try to change me or fix me I don't play games or drama if we can't talk to each other to meet in the middle about then it can wait until we can I don't I don't argue I don't fight I don't yell would lik
Jonny
41 • Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 39
Weight: 100 kg (220 lb)
Looking to meet someone nice and simple.
I’m a humble person. Love to hunt and fish. Im retired and looking for someone nice to talk to. I don’t smoke and really don’t drink. I enjoy walks on the beach and watching the sunset. I also enjoy a good movie with someone in my arms. I love to laugh and joke. Looking to meet someone as friends to start and see what grows. I may not be perfect for all but with the right woman we can be perfect for each other. I own my home with a pool. No games please!!! I’ll tell you more if we’re Instead in each other.
robert
46 • Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 39
Weight: 83 kg (183 lb)
Read my profile, I am not a bank or a ATM machine
I receive telepathic information from the 1 and Only true Living God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob who is Israel to leave those old hens and unfertile women alone and only communicate with the women who are younger, fertile, nonviolent and non-aggressive who believes in and also practice and living on a day-to-day basis doing unto others as they want them to do back unto them in return Whatever that means I guess? I'm just a human parakeet repeating what I heard telepathically within my mind during prayer and meditations for a perfect absolute rare and unique and gorgeous looking female to spend the rest of my days on Earth with Who is younger than I am and fertile than I am from the individuals that I believe to be the 1 and only true Living God of this whole entire universe and everything that surrounds the universe in all directions. Now on to the telepathic information that I received about the prophecy of the beautiful, gorgeous, rare and unique looking Colombian woman who is capable of paying for her on travel expenses such as her visa and passport and airline tickets was reveal unto me telepathically, that when I come across you that I am not suppose to reject you and to accept you as you are with open arms and a open heart because you are the 1 and only true naturally born female individual that cares enough to pay for her own travel expenses just so that she can have an opportunity to meet me here safely face-to-face in Fort Worth Texas, U.S.A. Due to 95% of the women here on this website are nothing but scam artist, I only wish and desire to only talk to women that have Diamond membership because I believe without any logical benefit of a doubt within my mind that this will increase my chances significantly not coming across a scam artist woman or man with women photos pretending to be a woman. Scam artist just don't get it that I am wise enough and experienced enough with internet dating to know that if you are begging and asking for money then you are obviously a scam artist. If you are too lazy or poor to pay for your travel expenses then you are worthless, pathetic and obviously a scam artist which is literally a waste of my time. WARNING: I wrote my profile like this in order not to waste my time and to also ward off the scam artist, tricksters, women who are not looking for husbands, and who are not ready to get married at this moment in time and space in their lives. Women like this are nothing but a big waste of my time and make it hard for me to be able to separate the real women from the fake ones. There are billions of women here on this planetoid in this solar system but still nonetheless according to the United States of America Laws, rules and regulations that a man in America can only marry 1 woman at a time unless they live in states were Polygamy is legal such as Utah, Arizona, Colorado, and some more neighboring states, as well 1 would think with billions of women here on Earth 🌎 that it should be easy to find a nonvolent woman who would not attempt to do domestic violence to you for any reason at all female but unfortunately and naturally it is not. With billions of women on this planet 🌎 means that a man only has about a 99.99% chance that every person that he meets on this website are not marriage material and only has roughly about a 0.01% chance that he might meet someone on this website that could actually be considered wife material from the man's perspective of course naturally with a small waistline and a perfectly round ass that is not fat or obese. 1st. of all I only wish and desire to talk to the rare and unique American Native American, American Oriental women that have perfectly round asses that are not fat or obese 2nd. I also don't mind talking to rare and unique Arab women with perfect round asses for marriage purposes only of course naturally. 3rd. I don't mind talking to rare and unique Colombian, Dominican Republic, and Brazilian women with perfect round asses attached to their female anatomy. If your legs, hips, thighs, and buttocks are not noticeable rare, or unique then please do not bother me or waste my time and if you do have the legs, hips, thighs buttocks, waistline who is not fat or obese and I accidentally did not contact you back then the only reason logic with dictate why I did not contact you back was because I could not see what your shaped like or design like from the waistline down to your feet so therefore I was unable to collect enough data in order to make a proper and wise decision within my mind if I would want to kick it with you safely here in the USA face to face or not WARNING: NO BLACK WOMEN OR AFRICAN WOMEN they're just too damn aggressive, abusive and disrespectfu. Don't get me wrong I most definitely understand why they are this way because logic would dictate that it is because they are the original prehistoric natives women of this solar system and planet Earth and had to walk the face this planet during the prehistoric beast, animals and dinosaurs 🦕 and they had to be extremely very aggressive during these time periods in order to keep the Homosapien species alive and make it possible for all naturally purebred homosapiens and the homosapiens mixed with neanderthal to exist today in this timeline where we exist in, which makes them the most dominant and aggressive females on the face of the planet and they are just too much for me to handle. Just because I am a ⚫ Black Original Native of Planet Earth man does not mean that I should only talk to ⚫ Black Original Natives Of Planet Earth women who are closely related of African descent. I am the type of man that is into women that are shaped like ⚫ Black and African women but who are most definitely not ⚫ Black in the skin tone are in facial features are hair structure. What I desire and prefer is a Native American, Asian or Oriental woman with the body of a ⚫ Black Woman but then also I'm old enough and wise enough to know that what I want and what I can get are most definitely 2 different things. What I want is absolute female homosapien Goddess like perfection body structure and shape. WARNING: If you have a perfect flat ass then you are wasting your time with a man like myself because I only wish and desire to talk to women that have perfect body structures from the neck down to their feet with the matching perfect round asses to go along with her absolute female homosapien beauty and perfection. So in other words if you have a perfect flat ass then you need to leave my profile right now at this very exact moment in time and space and find somebody else that can bear to be with a woman with a perfect flat ass because I'm not the 1 for you. Women with perfect flat asses is not what I am looking for here on this website and is also nothing but a big waste of my time because I have type 2 diabetes and I could never fall in love with such women or be excited or in the mood to have sex with such a female, and it is not my fault that I'm this way it's just that all of us humans down here on earth 🌎 like what their naturally chemically designed and chemically programmed within their brains to like, so please take no offense for my outbursts towards all females with flat asses shapes. So if you have a perfect flat ass then I would advise you to immediately leave my profile and block me instantaneously afterwards, because if you don't block me then I will most definitely block you. If you can't afford your travel expenses then you are literally nothing but a waste of my time because I'm not here on this website to give away money are to be used or misused financially by some scam artist. The only people on 🌎 Earth that are guarantee to get married are women because they have the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus witch is known as a vagina. I only wish to talk to perfect women who are looking for husband's and who are ready to get married at this very exact stage in their lives. I am not a bank! I am not a ATM Machine! I am not a charity! I am not going to send you money through Western Union, Moneygram, Cash App or any other internet money transfer service! I am not going to give you my bank account numbers, credit card information or my Social Security Numbers! If you do not have a passport and do not want to work at a job in your country inorder to pay for your own passport then it will be 100% impossible for me or any other American man to be able to get you a Visa if you do not have a passport. If you are poor and extremely rare looking, unique looking, breathtakingly gorgeous and will not let me pay for your Visa and airline ticket with using my credit card then please leave me alone because I am not going to send you the money. If I have to financially support you or send you money and pay all your bills while you are living 500 too 5000 miles away from me on the other side of the world or on the other side of the USA then please do not waste my time because I am not going to financially support you If you are not my wife or if you're not having sex with me. I am that I am. I'm not the handsomest man in the world but then also I'm not the ugliest. I am not the youngest man in the world but then also I am not the oldest. I'm not the richest man in the world but then also I'm not the poorest. I'm not the tallest man in the world but then also I'm not the shortest. I don't have the darkest skin on Earth 🌎 but then also I don't have the lightest. I'm not the smartest man in the world but then also I am most definitely not lowbrau, or micro brain, or a pea brain individual living here in this first world country known as the United States of America. I'm not the fattest man in the world but then also I'm not the skinniest. I'm not the strongest man in the world but then also I'm not the weakest. I don't have the biggest penis in the world but then also I don't have the smallest. I am just me. I am perfect but then also I am not perfect if that makes any sense to you. I am the man that you are looking for here on this website, but then also I am not the man that you are looking for here on this website. I am the man that you are in search of here on this website for a serious lifelong marriage without divorce and then also I am not the man that you're searching for when it comes to a serious lifelong marriage without divorce. I am the man that you hate to love, but then also I'm the man you love to hate. If you are willing to accept me as I am then I will do the same for you back in return as long as you have a perfect round ass on your female figure and anatomy and what you see in my profile photos is what you get when it comes down to my physical male anatomy formation and body structure. Logic dictates that a fully developed full grown woman should be mature enough and wise enough to know what type of man they are looking for to be their lifetime companion. Logic also dictates that a fully develop full grown woman's should also be wise enough too already know by her 10th date or by her 10th boyfriend that what she wants and what she can get are most definitely 2 different things down here in the realistic logical game of life, love and marriage on this planetoid, and section of the endless void of outer space where are solar system is located at. Bottom line is if you are not looking for marriage with me then this will end up being a waste of your time. I believe women should put the biological fathers of their children on child support and use them for babysitters in order to go out on dates and adventures with other people and associates! If you have children that is ok👌 😎 with me and I promise you that I will love and respect your children identical to how Joseph loved and respected Jesus Christ of Nazareth. The US Veteran Affairs department will pay your children that graduate from high school and decide to go to college or learn a trade $1,500 a month to go to school full-time and half at at for them to go to school part-time until they turn age 24. Also if my wife decides to go to school in order to learn and earn a trade, master's degree or doctrines degree in any subject of their choice then the United States Federal Government Department of Veteran Affairs will pay her $1,500 a month to go to school full-time and half of that to go to school part-time. The United States of America Department of Veteran Affairs will also give me extra money per month for having a wife for as long as we are married to 1 another. And I do not have to pay property tax on a house, building or a piece of property. And I have much more benefits that I received for being a 100% Disabled service connected Iraqi Freedom Veteran through the United States Federal Government Department of Veteran Affairs but there is way too many Benefits to write here on my profile, but I guess the important thing you need to know about me is that I'm not criminal minded or Penitentiary minded and I do not believe that I was birthed into this world to fill up the jails and penitentiary's of this world and also I would rather seek and see what can a life in lifestyle of the US military can do for me first before I ever attempt to consider to seek and see what could a particular life and lifestyle of the US penitentiary can do for me. And to be straightforward and honest with you I really don’t care what homosapien race of human you are as long as you are the same species as I am and have a perfect round ass to go with your female anatomy
Blake
30 • Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 45
Weight: 82 kg (180 lb)
Hey you found me
I'm 29, dirty blonde hair, green eyes and six feet tall. I've been in the army for five years and just recently left the service. I'm a generally quiet guy, but enjoy good conversation. I'm pretty sarcastic, love dogs, and just generally enjoy goofing around. (K I K) PO7745 I enjoy doing things outdoors like hiking and exploring just as much as I do indoor stuff like watching movies and such. Pretty easy going, just looking for someone else to do all those things with.
Idriss
51 • Grand Rapids, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 42
Weight: 102 kg (224 lb)
Just looking to see what's out there
Retired military but took another career. I like to travel. Loyal, honest, optimistic, trustworthy, laid back, friendly. Divorced. Have three kids but only two live with me mainly. I'm bilingual and trying to learn other languages. I’m not rich but I’m not poor. Any other questions, just ask! Also, I will not become a vegetarian/vegan and I support the second amendment.
Garrett
24 • Richmond, Virginia, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 27
Weight: 84 kg (185 lb)
Looking to find a decent girl with values
I am a native Texan and love to get to know different cultures and people. I enjoy traveling, camping, hiking, working out, running, I love adventure but also taking my lady out for romantic evenings out on the town.
Eddy
35 • Fairbanks, Alaska, United States
Seeking: Female 23 - 36
Weight: 91 kg (200 lb)
IvanJones91 snap
In two books and a movie
Paul
52 • Saint Petersburg, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 54
Weight: 85 kg (187 lb)
Retired first lieutenant
Single white guy that's a military veteran that's looking for a no BS female
Edward
52 • Houston, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 51
Weight: 94 kg (207 lb)
Energetic, outgoing and ambitious.
I'm a health nut and enjoy working out. Having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at yourself are very important qualities to me. I see myself with someone who also likes working out, goes to church and cares about her appearance.
Renee
50 • Levittown, New York, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 57
Weight: 89 kg (196 lb)
Professional Male Latino NYC Man! INFANTRY!! Lol
Hard working ex military minded man always looking to better myself and just taking it as easy as possible.
Anthony
20 • Lake Charles, Louisiana, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 28
Weight: 91 kg (200 lb)
Jeff
42 • Michigan City, Indiana, United States
Seeking: Female 26 - 47
Weight: 95 kg (209 lb)
Hopefully find Happiness soon.
Dont like writing much. Im fun like to do different things.
Keith
62 • Clarksville, Tennessee, United States
Seeking: Female 37 - 60
Weight: 85 kg (187 lb)
Companion & Company relationship.
I am a nut. I love Hallmark movies, can't stop the tears.
Jeff
41 • Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 48
Weight: 97 kg (213 lb)
Hoping to meet the one
I am active duty Army. I enjoy cooking and relaxing as well as going to the gym and running. I am hoping to meet the woman I'll get to grow old with. I have a military ball coming up in July! So if you look amazing an evening gown, that's a plus.
Warren
54 • Panama City, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 45
Weight: 84 kg (185 lb)
Who's up for an adventure?
Laid-back animal and nature lover.
Ryan
33 • Rapid City, South Dakota, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 45
Weight: 86 kg (189 lb)
Adrian
39 • Tucker, Georgia, United States
Seeking: Male 25 - 45
Weight: 109 kg (240 lb)
Looking for something long term. I’m an open book.
Real down to earth type of guy. I am shy person at first, but once you get to know me I will open up to you.
HERCULES
76 • Louisville, Kentucky, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 73
Weight: 98 kg (216 lb)
More soon
Looking for love
Mark
42 • Gainesville, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 45
Weight: 100 kg (220 lb)
Veteran looking for a like minded military women.
I'm a fun-loving Army Veteran who loves to try new things. I'm always up for an adventure, whether it's hiking in the mountains, exploring a new city, or trying a new restaurant. I'm also a bit of a homebody, and I love spending time with my friends
Joseph
49 • Paris, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 54
Weight: 84 kg (185 lb)
Retired functional disabled
Army to Farm life
Darrell
70 • Apopka, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 56
Weight: 86 kg (189 lb)
Let's Enjoy Life Together!
I am outgoing, spontaneous, adventurous, love curses and other travel. I love riding my motorcycle trike and love the beach.
Antonio
66 • Pozzuoli, Campania, Italy
Seeking: Female 45 - 58
Weight: 85 kg (187 lb)
Serious, respectful, polite, sincere, passionate, sentimental, sensitive, and romantic
Kenneth
63 • Columbia, South Carolina, United States
Seeking: Female 58 - 63
Weight: 101 kg (222 lb)
Kenneth
I’m a retired veteran and JROTC INSTRUCTOR. I’ve been divorced now for 8 years.

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